So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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