There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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