whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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