I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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