I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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