So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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