Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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