I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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