there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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