i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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