alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
