Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
third nipple confirmed
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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