I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Randomize
