How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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