So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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