My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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