She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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