I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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