8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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