Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im holly from the hills drunk
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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