If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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