quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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