weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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