can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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