i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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