It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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