that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
