How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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