i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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