We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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