from now on my penis is your penis
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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