This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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