He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
