Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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