I cockslap morals
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I have tasted many bathrooms
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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