Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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