did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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