I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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