Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
