piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Life is so much better after having sex.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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