I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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