i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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