Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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