Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
There's even glitter on my cock...
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