scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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