Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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