that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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