I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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