so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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