Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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