I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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