I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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