I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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