sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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